Funny-lawyer-jokes.blogspot.com
Jokes and funny!

  

To download free adsense ebook, here.

LAWYER JOKES: The Greatest Lawyer Jokes Of All Time, Best Lawyer Jokes Ever, Lawyers Jokes, Quotes And Anecdotes
Lawyer joke 1:
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"
The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

Lawyer joke 2:
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.

Buy this one for only $7.Click here.


© Funny-lawyer-jokes.blogspot.com